Just loved this one . . .
I dare say, this is probably all over the interweb thingy, but it was sent to me by my good friend Alan Howarth - The Philosophy of Ambiguity and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Atheism is a non-prophet organisation If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman 'where's the self-help section?' she said it would defeat the purpose if she told me If a deaf child signs swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Is there another word for synonym? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock garage toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked? One nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How is it possible to have a civil war? If one synchro...