Just loved this one . . .

I dare say, this is probably all over the interweb thingy, but it was sent to me by my good friend Alan Howarth -
The Philosophy of Ambiguity and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman 'where's the self-help section?' she said it would defeat the purpose if she told me
If a deaf child signs swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Is there another word for synonym?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock garage toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
One nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail and succeeded, which have you done?
Why haemorrhoids? and not assteroids?
Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
Can an atheist get insurance for Acts of God?
Food for thought?