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Quotes of the day May 28

clipped from The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
  - Groucho Marx It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
  - JRR Tolkien

**Great list of insults**

clipped from "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde

Top 8 inspirational quotes

clipped from 1) Mark TwainTwenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. 2) Luigi PirandelloIn bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream. 3) Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. 4) Zig ZiglarPeople often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. 5) T. S. ElliotOnly those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. 6) BuddhaAll that we are is the result of what we have thought. 7) Ralph Waldo EmersonDo not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. 8) Peter F. DruckerWe know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books…

21 Things To Remember

19. Success is getting up one more time.

20. Now is the most interesting time of all.

21. When things go wrong.....don't go with them. clipped from 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never have it all together. 8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: When I get what I want I will be happy. 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the th…

An old farmer's advice: very well said!

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An Old Farmer's Advice
  * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
 * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

10 commendments of Marriage

ha ha clipped from Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry That …

Witty quotes grab from Clips

Just testing Clipper clipped from Witty
Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.
- Winston Churchill The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
- Slovenian proverb Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
- Elias Schwartz Everything you can imagine is real.
- Picasso Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
- W. Edwards Deming A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of
- Abraham Lincoln Education's purpose is to re…