Old but gold.

I am grateful to my old pal Colin Jones for refreshing my memory on this old joke -
Dai died two days ago. Blodwen his widow, knew that Dai was well liked, so she went to the local newspaper office, to place a notice in the obituary column. She started writing, 'Dai has died', then she realised that she only had enough money... for three words. The caring lady behind the counter said to Blodwen, 'Blodwen don't worry, have another three words, I'll pay for them'. So Blodwen, wrote, 'Dai has died, Corsa for sale'.