Strange but true . . .
Who has Britain's most-smelly urine? Thorpe Park has decided to find out - and wants visitors to provide smelly urine samples.
The theme park is looking for bodily waste that most accurately replicates the qualities of the SAW horror films
Visitors to the theme park will be offered the opportunity to urinate in small plastic pots at special 'deposit booths', which will then be judged for odour - with the most disgusting urinator winning £500, and the unparalleled honour of having their wee's smell recreated for a new attraction at the park.
Those hoping to achieve immortality in this way are advised by the theme park that good ways of making your urine more pungent include drinking alcohol or coffee, deliberately dehydrating yourself, and eating salty or sugary foods, garlic, or most of all asparagus. (Although they should probably bear in mind that it's thought only about one fifth of the population is genetically capable of smelling the odour produced by eating asparagus.)
The winning smell will join the smell of burning hair and rotting meat in the new attraction, along with other popular entertainments such vibrating floors and electrocution.
The theme park is looking for bodily waste that most accurately replicates the qualities of the SAW horror films
Visitors to the theme park will be offered the opportunity to urinate in small plastic pots at special 'deposit booths', which will then be judged for odour - with the most disgusting urinator winning £500, and the unparalleled honour of having their wee's smell recreated for a new attraction at the park.
Those hoping to achieve immortality in this way are advised by the theme park that good ways of making your urine more pungent include drinking alcohol or coffee, deliberately dehydrating yourself, and eating salty or sugary foods, garlic, or most of all asparagus. (Although they should probably bear in mind that it's thought only about one fifth of the population is genetically capable of smelling the odour produced by eating asparagus.)
The winning smell will join the smell of burning hair and rotting meat in the new attraction, along with other popular entertainments such vibrating floors and electrocution.
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